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2003-03-14 at 7:11 p.m., while feeling a bit

THE FAM

Balrog: My dad the mailman, (but not mine). Although he’s a pretty okay guy most of the time, he can still be a big jerk a lot, (*cough*THREE WEDDINGS*cough*). Ah well, what am I gonna do.

Yrch-bint #3: My second step-mom, although since I’ve gotten tired of referring to all my “female parental units” as people, I’ve just started to call them numbers. (If you can’t tell, I don’t like her much.)

Casey: My older sister, who is now 23. Translation: FREE RIDE! When I was younger #2 kicked her out of the house (during a hurricane), so it was a couple of years since we’d seen each other when we finally met up again. Although since she’s working at Home Depot all the time I usually just borrow DVDs from her. (I’m still waiting for the day when she’ll let me play her on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. I could soooo beat her.)

lil sis: Erin, my younger sister (as if it wasn’t obvious), 14. She’s usually an okay kid, but she’s becoming too much of a ho and doesn’t realize it. I keep trying to tell her that it’s school, nobody cares if you spend a half-hour on make-up or not, and being close friends with about twenty senior guys isn’t always a good thing. (Plus she doesn’t know when to say ‘no’.) I may sound like her mom, but I’m worried that something’s gonna happen to her someday.

BUDS IN THE FLESH

Larry: (Real name: Jessica, although nobody calls her that. It’s a long story...) My best friend since freshman year, and probably the closest thing to ME that there is out there. (Scary thought, huh?) We’ve been through tons together, and thats not counting band, and its many... “adventures”.

Alex: One of my current band buds, a bass t-bone. He’s actually one of the few people that understands my obsession with LotR and Tolkien in general. I’d probably say that his only flaw is that he fancies himself William Wallace.

Mich: Better known as Michelle (although two-syllables are just too much work for me), an awesome flautist, although she’ll never admit it. I’ve grown really close to her this semester, since we’re both in 4th hour band (she has AP Calculus during 3rd hour, while I’m in it because I have no other classes to take). We often spend the time telling each other our life stories.

RJ: One of ‘the morning crowd’ who recently signed up for the Navy (without telling his mom). Mainly, he’s just there for oddity relief.